angryrussiankitten: (phone)



1. He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.

2. I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME.

3. How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from your pockets screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW in multiple languages.

4. This is worse than naked and afraid. This is so tired I literally cannot stand up tired.

5. Последний человек, который меня спрашивал, толкнул эскалатора. [The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator.]

6. (text him something!)

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